brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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