How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We left an ass print on the piano.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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