Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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