Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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