people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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