would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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