so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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