he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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