Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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