At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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