Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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