so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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