Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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