he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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