i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
