I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
