Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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