how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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