it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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