Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
