I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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