Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Randomize
