In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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