matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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