Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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