It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Randomize