Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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