It's like God shit irony all over that family
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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