3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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