No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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