I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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