Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My pussy is not your playground.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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