Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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