yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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