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# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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