I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
