Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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