You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Come on in and take your pants off
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