She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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