We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I am available for nakedness
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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