You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I will pee on everything he values.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
40s are totally the cure
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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