What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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