Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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