how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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