He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize