Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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