So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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