hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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