UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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