I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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