brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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