I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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