final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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