This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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