So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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